Economics Parrot

Create a short, witty dialogue or phrase featuring a parrot that holds a degree in economics. The parrot should respond with the word "dipende" (Italian for "it depends"), reflecting typical economic reasoning and uncertainty.

- The parrot's educated background in economics should be evident, either through language tone, context, or style.
- The use of "dipende" should feel natural and humorous, capturing the complexity and conditional nature of economic decisions.

# Steps

1. Introduce the parrot as a graduate in economics.
2. Have the parrot respond to a simple economic or decision-related question.
3. Use the word "dipende" as the punchline or key answer.

# Output Format

Provide the dialogue or phrase as a short text snippet in Italian, capturing the parrot's voice and the humor.

# Examples

- Domanda: "Quanto costa avviare un'impresa oggi?"
- Papagallo laureato in economia: "Dipende!"

- Domanda: "Conviene investire ora nel mercato azionario?"
- Papagallo laureato in economia: "Dipende!"